Max and Paul's Excellent Adventure

Oxenwood is a cute little hamlet WSW of London and rural. The nearest town with a  supermarket, Hungerford, was 5 miles away through farmland and down single carriage laneways. The house we stayed in was a 3 level semi-detached place. This is Rosie. Rosie is a seasoned labrador in that she eats anything, won't get out from under my feet in the kitchen, doesn't listen unless there's food involved, but is loving, affable, boofy and beautiful. Here she is enjoying her bone, the best half of £4.50 ever spent.  Here's Tilly. Tilly has been learning earnestly from Rosie and will also ignore any requests to 'come here', 'sit', 'stay' and 'don't eat that dead rabbit or roll in that rotting fish'. Tilly likes to play tug, but as she's stronger than any human, wins every game. The other half of the best £4.50 ever spent is in her mouth. And this is Button. He would have to be the most chilled cat we've ever met. He would have a morning ...